"do u do drugs?"
“yes!!! I do malikjuana tomlinbacco styleroids payne killers and horanoin!!
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
*talks to Internet friends while sitting next to real life friends*
I HATE WHEN U LIKE THE THING AND THEN FRIEND IS LIKE NO EW WHY U LIKE THE THING AND THEN FRIEND ENDS UP LIKING THING
Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
happy 4 years have fun crying