rapniall:

"do u do drugs?"
“yes!!! I do malikjuana tomlinbacco styleroids payne killers and horanoin!!

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

unblogger:

i want someone to want me to want them to kiss me

unskinny:

I hope Miss Claudette is okay.

sp3ranza:

praise the lord it’s back

tupacabra:

that baby ain’t cute? push it back in

punacceptable:

*talks to Internet friends while sitting next to real life friends*

my moms actually going insane send help

I HATE WHEN U LIKE THE THING AND THEN FRIEND IS LIKE NO EW WHY U LIKE THE THING AND THEN FRIEND ENDS UP LIKING THING

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
image

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

Title: Torn
Artist: One Direction
Played: 60115 times

happy 4 years have fun crying 


syberbully:

THIA IS MY FAVORITE IMAGE ON THIS WEBSITE